showing nsfw draws with OCs to best frend more like
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
Mum: Bless you. It's probably just 'cause of the pollen.
Me: DAMN THOSE MALE REPRODUCTIVE PARTS OF ANGIOSPERMS!!!
the reblog button is a different shade of green today.
tumblr think they can subtly do things without us noticing. they clearly don’t know how long we spend on this website.
The like button is also a different shade of red.
its blood orange
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Steve Rogers/Captain America
Tony Stark/Iron Man
Agent Phil Coulson
From this picture:
The cast of the Avengers signed this card as if they were the characters :)
In which the cast is totally secretly their characters
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face
Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment
everybody reblog this
spread the news
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
Or the alternative prologue “I’m now about as disinterested as humanly possible and can’t believe that ever happened so now it’s stupendously awkward to interact with you”